When girls are on their period – funny videos

One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life. Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening. Little Johnny’s eyes opened wide in amazement. “You know,” he said, “I’m not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!”

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This is how you lose your kidney meme

I just went on a very strict renal friendly diet. There are only three things you can’t put in your mouth- a fork, knife and spoon. A doctor apologized for keeping an elderly woman waiting so long in his office. “That’s all right,” she said. “I just thought you’d like to treat my kidney failure while it was in its early stages!”

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Febreeze its so fresh meme

We return with a new joke every week from one of the funniest men in the world, Jackie “The Jokeman” Martling. Probably best known for his tenure with Howard Stern from 1983 to 2001, Jackie is an insane font of amusement. The dude is a living encyclopedia of comedy, with literally millions of jokes under his belt. And now we’ve got him. Jackie is providing the Ball Report with a fresh balls joke every week, drawn from his massive collection. THis week’s is a quick little ditty about the smell…

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Why is your back all scratched up

A man and his pet raccoon walk into a bar. It’s about 5pm, but they’re ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: “Last call.” So, the man says, “One more for me… and one more for my raccoon.” The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the raccoon falls over dead. The man throws some money…

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